Ok, I've been digging around in my cupboards and I found some some packages of Bumble Bee brand salmon. They aren't canned, but rather it's those flat packages made of thick foil, kind of like they do with an MRE. The date on the package reads "best by January 2009". This fish is a mere one year and seven months out of date. I am taking my life into my own hands for the benefit of everybody here. So, will Opsec die a horrible, grisly death? That question will be answered in the next twenty four hours because I am eating two of these as I sit here typing this. BTW, salmon goes really well with Mahatma brand yellow rice that comes in those shiny mylar sleeves.
